at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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