Porn is love you can see.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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