I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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