i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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