some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
only you would photoshop your dick
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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