I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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