**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I touched a dick in church today
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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