I hope mine doesn't look like that
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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