you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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