you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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