garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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