This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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