Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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