At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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