Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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