BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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