i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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