Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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