I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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