i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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