sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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