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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!

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(850): View more from Florida

You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.

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(813): View more from Florida

So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly

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(913): View more from Kansas

Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time

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(325): View more from Texas

I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.

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(801): View more from Utah

His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.

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