You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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