its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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