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(562): View more from California

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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(916): View more from California

I hate ducks.

(916): View more from California

What?

(916): View more from California

they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?

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(310): View more from California

yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies

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(630): View more from Illinois

how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend

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(973): View more from New Jersey

you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night

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(303): View more from Colorado

Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.

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