you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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