Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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