White coat. Heels.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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