i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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