You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he thought i was a dude.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
