I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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