He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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