I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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