omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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