going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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