If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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