I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
high people should be assigned attendants
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
That accounts for only three of the penises
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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