yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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