he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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