Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just gift wrapped bread.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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