I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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