i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize