Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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