Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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