Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
