You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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