Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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