I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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