You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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