White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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