dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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