This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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