White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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