Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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