what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Everyone says I win the strip club
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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